Terms of Use

Welcome to LifeRead.co
LifeRead is a fictional company created as part of the world-building and early promotional materials for the yet-unmade television/streaming series concept DEADEYE. By using this website, you acknowledge that everything you see here is entirely fictional and, most of the time, wildly implausible. By continuing to browse, you agree to the following:

1. Fictional Experience
LifeRead does not actually predict how you—or anyone—will die. This entire website is part of a storytelling experiment designed for entertainment, promotional, and creative development purposes. No part of it should be interpreted as fact, medical advice, spiritual guidance, legal prophecy, or crappy news.

2. No Real Services Offered
 If you received a “death prediction” from LifeRead involving, for example, being struck by lightning while riding a unicycle during a solar eclipse, please know, this is fiction. LifeRead cannot predict death by asteroid, spontaneous combustion, poisoned flan, helicopter blade, cursed amulet, or anything else. Again, it’s all part of a fictional universe.

3. Not a Real Company
LifeRead is not a real corporation, LLC, startup, or supernatural consultancy. It does not exist outside the narrative world of DEADEYE. It is not affiliated with any actual service providers, death predictors, insurance agencies, or psychic advice, apps, website — past, present, or inter-dimensional.

4. Coincidence is Not Affiliation
Any resemblance between LifeRead and any actual business, individual, or service—especially those with similar names—is purely coincidental. LifeRead does not endorse or parody any existing company.

5. Copyright & IP
All content on this site is owned by the creators of DEADEYE and protected under applicable copyright laws. Reproduction, redistribution, or attempts to pass LifeRead off as real for personal gain may result in swift and fictional consequences.

6. Use Responsibly (Within the Fiction)
You agree not to misuse this site, take it literally, or attempt to engage LifeRead as if it were an actual operating service. If you’re building a bunker or canceling travel plans based on your “reading,” we recommend stepping away from the computer screen and getting out more.

7. Updates to These Terms
These terms may change, especially if the DEADEYE series concept is sold to a real studio and becomes a real show, at which point this page may become way cooler or full of annoying legal language from a studio lawyer.

8. Jurisdiction
These fictional terms are governed by real-world laws in the United States and the state of Florida, but only to the extent that someone takes this all seriously.

Legal Disclaimer

Legal Disclaimer
LifeRead is a fictional company created in hopes of promoting and ultimately developing DEADEYE, a yet unproduced script and series concept written for TV/streaming services. This website and all of its content are for entertainment purposes only. LifeRead does not predict actual deaths. The “results” you receive on this site—including but not limited to death by vending machine collapse, iguana stampede, rogue drone, or cursed antique artifact—are entirely made up. This site does not provide real psychic services, death forecasting, or existential counseling. It is not a substitute for professional advice of any kind. Any resemblance to real people, businesses, or other entities is purely coincidental. No web developers were harmed in the making of this site.